"Let's go get him and explain that there are more important things in life than girls, and a person doesn't need to find a date to find happiness."
~Mr.Birchmyer to his co-worker after Duane gets rejected by women
Rodger Birchmyer is a man who works for a dating service which helps find anyone a date (excluding ugly subhumans). He appeared in the anime Duane Needs A Prom Date. He is played by a handsome seventeen year old who probably has a massive cock.